1 00:00:02,654 --> 00:00:04,700 Man, I am telling you, 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:07,920 The Sixth Sense is one of the coolest movies ever made. 3 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:10,836 Well, if it was that good, why didn't they do another one? 4 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,491 I mean, you could have done The Seventh Sense, The Eighth Sense... 5 00:00:13,535 --> 00:00:15,711 You can't make a sequel about everything, Kev. 6 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:18,627 You should have told that to the Pokemon people 13 movies ago. 7 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:21,891 I mean, you got Pokemon The First Movie, Pokemon The Movie 2000, 8 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,372 Pokemon The Movie Three, Pokemon Mewtwo Returns, 9 00:00:24,415 --> 00:00:26,287 Pokemon 4Ever, Pokemon Heroes, 10 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:29,464 Pokemon Jirachi Wish Maker, Pokemon Destiny Deoxys, 11 00:00:29,507 --> 00:00:31,727 Pokemon Lucario and the Mystery of Mew-- 12 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,468 which was actually a really good one. 13 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:36,340 Uh, Pokemon Ranger and the Temple of the Sea, 14 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:38,734 Pokemon Giratina and the Sky Warrior, 15 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,910 Pokemon and The Rise of Darkrai, 16 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:45,480 and you cannot forget about Pokemon The Zoroark and The Master of Illusions. 17 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,786 How did you get all of that into your little head 18 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,266 and you can't remember to take out the trash? 19 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,487 Hey, guys. Hey, babe. 20 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,969 Uh, Nick, what's this? 21 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:59,624 Me and Kevin are about to watch The Sixth Sense. 22 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:02,018 Uh, can I talk to you for a minute, please? 23 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,454 Mmm-hmm. 24 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:05,543 Hey, don't start it yet. 25 00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,284 I ain't playing.Okay. 26 00:01:08,677 --> 00:01:09,895 Yeah? 27 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,855 Nick, Kevin is scared of stuff like this. 28 00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:15,292 No, mom, it's okay. Dad said it was cool. 29 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:16,815 Nobody's talking to you. 30 00:01:16,859 --> 00:01:19,427 And how would you know? You haven't even seen it yet. 31 00:01:21,211 --> 00:01:23,779 Baby, the movie is PG-13. 32 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:25,085 He'll be 13 soon. 33 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,565 He knows it's just a movie. He can handle it. 34 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:31,352 Mmm-hmm. What are you gonna do next? Give him a drink and take him to a strip club? 35 00:01:31,395 --> 00:01:33,093 Come on, Suzanne. 36 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,921 He know he has to be 18 before he can get into strip clubs. 37 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:39,142 Come on. Nick, he's 12, 38 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:42,145 and his imagination can easily run away with him. 39 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,842 Baby, we got this. 40 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:45,627 Now, can we watch our movie, please? 41 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:47,411 Okay. 42 00:01:47,455 --> 00:01:49,718 But when you're scared, don't come running to me. 43 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:51,111 I'm not gonna get scared. 44 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:52,938 That's right. 'Cause it's man time. 45 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:56,464 What? 46 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:02,992 Kevin, are you all right? 47 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:04,341 I had a bad dream. 48 00:02:06,648 --> 00:02:09,085 He didn't come running to you. You came running to him. 49 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,699 ♪ Are we there yet? 50 00:02:14,743 --> 00:02:18,050 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me 51 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,052 ♪ Tell me, are we there yet? 52 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:21,532 ♪ Are we there yet? 53 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,103 Good morning, baby.Mmm-mmm. 54 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,801 Kevin woke up screaming five times last night. 55 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,499 This is not a good morning. 56 00:02:31,542 --> 00:02:33,892 Mom, Dad, do you believe in ghosts? 57 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:36,025 Um... 58 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:37,418 I don't know, sweetheart. 59 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,159 Is that what your dream was about? 60 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,551 I don't know. 61 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,249 I almost can't even remember what it was about. 62 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,989 It was me and that little boy from the movie, 63 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,643 and he kept telling me he saw ghosts, 64 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,515 and I kept asking him to show me one, 65 00:02:47,558 --> 00:02:49,952 and he said he couldn't, because if he did then I would turn into a ghost. 66 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,084 Then I said I wouldn't, and he said I would. 67 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,956 And we started arguing for a whole day. 68 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:57,307 Wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would, wouldn't, would. 69 00:02:57,351 --> 00:02:59,440 So, finally, I said, "Well, if I would, 70 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,137 that's good, because you wish you could," 71 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,357 and then he said, "Okay," and turned me into a ghost. 72 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,054 And I started screaming like a baby. 73 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,969 And he was like-- I was like-- 74 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:08,884 I was like-- It was crazy. 75 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:13,018 Kevin, everybody has bad dreams sometimes. All right? 76 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,933 Besides, we talked about this. 77 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:16,239 It's just a movie. 78 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:18,328 All right? 79 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,119 Good morning, Lindsey. 80 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:31,123 Okay, so you just gonna sit there and huff and puff, 81 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,951 or are you gonna tell us what's wrong? 82 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:36,128 I got, like, crazy answers wrong on this stupid Driver's Ed test. 83 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,000 If I can remember how tests work, 84 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,394 you have to take the test. The test doesn't have to take you, 85 00:03:40,437 --> 00:03:41,743 which makes you the stupider one. 86 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,614 You know what, Kevin? I have finally come up 87 00:03:43,658 --> 00:03:45,747 with a Native American nickname for you. 88 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:48,315 Screams Like a Big... Hey! 89 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:51,579 Baby, that's why they give you a few chances to pass. 90 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:54,016 Not everybody gets it right on the first try. 91 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:56,497 Keep working on it, baby, you'll get it. 92 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,151 Oh, what? So now you have some kind of sixth sense? 93 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,457 You can see into the future? 94 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,633 Baby. Why didn't you use it last night 95 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,287 before you showed the boy the movie? 96 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,289 I see dumb people. 97 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,638 Oh, you ain't talking to me. 98 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:08,944 Yes, I am. No, you ain't. 99 00:04:08,987 --> 00:04:10,119 Yes, I am. No, you ain't. 100 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:11,251 Yes, I am. Not me. 101 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,382 Yes, I am.Mmm-mmm. 102 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:13,427 Mmm-hmm. 103 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:21,304 How was court? 104 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:23,263 Did you know if you get four speeding tickets 105 00:04:23,306 --> 00:04:24,438 they can suspend your license? 106 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:26,614 Yes. 107 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:28,485 Yeah, well, you know what? They need to remind people or something. 108 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,400 I mean, come on. It's not like you're only gonna 109 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:33,882 need to speed four times in your life. That's crazy. 110 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,449 Did they suspend your license? 111 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,973 No, they gave me traffic school. 112 00:04:38,887 --> 00:04:41,411 Can you believe that, Suzanne? 113 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:44,109 When am I gonna have time for traffic school? 114 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:46,024 I mean, I'm in a hurry to get every place. 115 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:48,157 Now they want to give me some place else to go? 116 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,376 Gigi. What? 117 00:04:49,419 --> 00:04:51,116 You can take this course online. 118 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,944 Online where, Suzanne, huh? 119 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,511 I still got to be somewhere. 120 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:55,991 Take it here. 121 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,428 Right, so now I got to speed here in the morning 122 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,169 so I can work before I work. 123 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:02,345 Then take it at home. 124 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,305 Right, so now I got to speed home, so I can take traffic school before I go out. 125 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:07,829 Okay, well, I don't know what to tell you, okay? 126 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:10,788 With all this speeding that you're doing, you would think that you would be saving time. 127 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:13,356 I would if they'd stop giving me tickets. 128 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,924 Well, you have to do this. It's not like you have a choice. 129 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,188 Oh, God. Six hours. 130 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:22,757 Where am I gonna find six hours for traffic school? 131 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,802 If you want me to sit some place for six hours, 132 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:26,630 why don't you just throw me in jail and get it over with? 133 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,284 They do it to Lindsay Lohan. 134 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,287 You know what? I wish that somebody would make my Lindsey 135 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,159 sit down and study for six hours for her driver's test. 136 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,074 Because she's the one who really needs it. 137 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,468 I mean, I don't know how she thinks she's gonna pass her driver's exam 138 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:41,210 when all she does is sit down and study for ten minutes at a time. 139 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,910 Suzanne, guess what I have. 140 00:05:45,954 --> 00:05:47,738 What? An idea. 141 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:50,175 And it's a good one. Okay, let's just listen, okay? 142 00:05:50,219 --> 00:05:51,351 Okay. 143 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:53,831 Why don't you let Lindsey 144 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,442 take my traffic school for me? 145 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,182 Gigi. Wait! Wait! I know what you're thinking, 146 00:05:57,226 --> 00:05:59,794 that it's illegal and it's wrong. And that's true. 147 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:03,450 But you, me, and Lindsey. It's perfect. It's a win-win. 148 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,539 And how is that? 149 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:08,933 One, I win by having someone take the test for me. 150 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,501 Two, she wins 151 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,851 by having to go over the stuff she needs to go over in order to pass. 152 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:16,898 Three, you win because it has to be done in a week, 153 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,465 and you know she'll get it done. 154 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,250 As a matter of fact, it's not a win-win. 155 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:22,947 It's a win-win-win. 156 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:31,956 Did you check on Kevin? 157 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,350 Kevin is fine. 158 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,613 I mean, okay, 159 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:39,050 I didn't think the movie would get to him like that. 160 00:06:39,094 --> 00:06:42,402 But last night in kid time is like weeks ago. 161 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,584 What are you doing? 162 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,760 I'm just putting on a little... 163 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,631 Mood music. 164 00:06:55,589 --> 00:06:57,286 That's not my mood. 165 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,809 My mood is angry. 166 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:00,594 Do you have any angry music? 167 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,204 Rage Against the Machine, 168 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:03,814 Anthrax, Slayer? 169 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,557 Well, are your feet mad at me, baby? 170 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:10,560 Because if I can get your toes on my side, 171 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,823 maybe the rest of you will start to like me too. 172 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,528 Nick, what's that? 173 00:07:21,571 --> 00:07:25,053 Oh, that? That is my magic touch. 174 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:26,881 Mom? Boy? 175 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:29,274 Don't you knock? 176 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:32,364 I knocked. No, no, that wasn't a knock. That was a tap, all right? 177 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,628 What are you, a tap dance kid? 178 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,325 What's wrong, sweetheart? 179 00:07:36,368 --> 00:07:39,459 Can I sleep in here tonight? I'm scared. I had another bad dream. 180 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:42,070 Well, obviously, it's over. So you can go back to bed. 181 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,115 Come on, sweetheart. Come on. 182 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:48,816 Excuse me, Dad. 183 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:51,209 If he's sleeping in here, where am I supposed to sleep? 184 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:08,052 Ow. 185 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,229 Ow! Kevin! 186 00:08:11,273 --> 00:08:12,970 Ouch! Kevin! 187 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,495 Wake up. Kevin. Ow! 188 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:17,845 Goodness gracious! 189 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:21,413 Ow! 190 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,508 Hey. Nick! 191 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,861 Ow! Hey, what's wrong? What? 192 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,559 Your son is in there having some kind of crazy dream, 193 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:38,996 and he's beating the crap out of me, that's what. 194 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,955 I'm sorry. What do you want me to do? 195 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,566 Nothing. I just want you to know that I'm awake 196 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,526 because you let him watch that movie which I told you not to do. 197 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:48,397 Now, I'm gonna go back in there and try and get some sleep, 198 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,007 but if he punches me again, 199 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,357 I'm coming back in here, and I'm punching you, you got that? 200 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:56,579 Oh! Ow! What was that for? 201 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:57,798 In case I don't wake up. 202 00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,247 Hey, how are you guys? 203 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,771 She's a little annoyed. She only got four hours of sleep. 204 00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:17,165 Are these flowers for me? 205 00:09:17,208 --> 00:09:19,167 Yes, they're from Nick. 206 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,648 Oh, I wonder why he sent me flowers. 207 00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:25,129 Well, the card says he sent them because he's really sorry about last night. 208 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,088 And then he explains 209 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:30,047 how he can't wait to make it up to you tonight, 210 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:34,269 and then I wish I had not accidentally opened the card... 211 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,358 Or knew how to read. 212 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:45,933 Lindsey, can you go to the break room and get me a bottle of water? 213 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:47,369 Oh, sure. Thank you. 214 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,375 Are those bruises on your arms? 215 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,552 Did you and Nick have a fight? 216 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,032 Did he lay a hand on you? 217 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,338 No, of course not. Oh, Suzanne, oh, 218 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,689 if he laid a finger on you, I will lay him out. 219 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:05,430 I will punch-- what? What? Come here. Come on. 220 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:07,171 Come on, man! Gigi, what are you doing? 221 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,608 I float like a butterfly. 222 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,305 Okay. 223 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,135 My husband is not beating me. 224 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,180 I'm going to the restroom. 225 00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,966 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. You are not gonna cover those bruises with makeup, Suzanne. 226 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:21,142 People need to know who Nick really is. 227 00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:23,666 Nick is not beating me. I'm going to pee. 228 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,450 No, you are in denial. 229 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:27,104 Suzanne. Hey. 230 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,540 Hey. Just um... 231 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,934 Here's your water. Thank you. 232 00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:34,155 So, are you ready to attend online traffic school? 233 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,417 I guess. 234 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,332 Okay, um... 235 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:41,031 So the first thing you need to do is log in with my personal info. 236 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,033 FYI, if any of this gets out 237 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:46,994 via I.M., Twitter, Facebook, B.B.M., text, 238 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,386 or random chatter, 239 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,736 I will kill you. 240 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,220 Hey, baby. 241 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,701 Hi.Did you get my flowers? 242 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:01,008 Yeah, um... 243 00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:04,054 Nick, you sent flowers to me at work on a day 244 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:06,317 when my arm is covered in bruises. 245 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,929 Now everybody at work thinks that you're beating me. 246 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,061 What? That's crazy. 247 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,193 I know. 248 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,760 You want to know what else is crazy? 249 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:15,196 What? 250 00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:17,415 What I'm gonna do to you. 251 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,287 Did you read the card? I did. 252 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,289 Wait a minute. Hold on. Where's Kevin? 253 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,856 He's downstairs watching a movie. 254 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,901 Which one, Texas Chainsaw Massacre? 255 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:28,209 No. Marley and Me. 256 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,906 Marley and Me? Mmm-hmm. 257 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,430 Oh, Nick, for goodness sake. 258 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,477 What? It's just a cute movie about a dog. 259 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,522 Nick, the dog dies. 260 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,350 Really? Yeah. 261 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:42,353 It's like Benjamin Button, but with a dog. 262 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,704 Wait. So the dog starts out old? 263 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,749 No, the dog starts out young. 264 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:50,144 But you remember how, at the end of Benjamin Button, Kevin cried? 265 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:53,321 Yeah, but I am not seeing the comparison. 266 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:56,237 It doesn't matter. It's a sad movie. 267 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,500 Okay, wait. So... All right. 268 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:01,633 The dog in Marley and Me is played by Owen Wilson. 269 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,723 No, a dog plays the dog. 270 00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,550 So, who does Owen Wilson play? 271 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,162 He's like, Cate Blanchett. 272 00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,424 He plays a woman? 273 00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,948 No, he's the person in love with the dog. 274 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,168 All right, this doesn't sound like Marley and Me, 275 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,561 at least not from what I read on the cover. 276 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:20,261 My point is, you wanted Kevin to feel good, 277 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:23,743 and when this dog dies, I guarantee you, this is not gonna go well. 278 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:27,659 Suzanne, you are overreacting. 279 00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,966 Now, come on, baby. Oh, you better close the door. 280 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,620 Ooh. That's what I'm gonna do. 281 00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:36,494 Mom! Marley died. 282 00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,975 It's okay, sweetheart, it's just a movie. 283 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:42,762 No, I researched it. It's a real dog that really died. 284 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,769 I know. I know. 285 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:51,422 I'm going to sleep in Kevin's room. 286 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,381 Oh, no, no, no. You hold it right there. 287 00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,862 You stay here and sleep with mini Pacquiao. 288 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,212 I'm gonna go sleep in Kevin's room. 289 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,084 How could you let me watch that? 290 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,391 I may not believe in ghosts, but I believe in dogs. 291 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,393 You punch me, we gonna have a problem. 292 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,834 White Bird to Black Bird. You up? 293 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,749 Over. 294 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,187 White Bird to Black Bird. I can't sleep. Over. 295 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,059 What the hell? 296 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,758 Troy, is this you? 297 00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,543 Uh, no. 298 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:26,762 This is White Bird. 299 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,462 Troy, this is Black Bird's mama bird. 300 00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,683 Black Bird is asleep because it is 2:00 in the morning. 301 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:37,294 And unless you want me to come over there and tell your mama 302 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:38,905 that you're on the walkie-talkie 303 00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,864 waking up the neighborhood, I suggest you go to sleep too. 304 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,126 Copy that? 305 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,041 And get yourself some new nicknames. 306 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,262 Copy that, Mama Bird. White neighbor signing off. 307 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:54,398 Hey, how's traffic school? 308 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,226 I think I might have made a mistake. 309 00:13:56,270 --> 00:13:58,098 What kind of mistake, Lindsey? 310 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,404 I was taking a break, and the program logged me out 311 00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,884 and I tried to log back in, 312 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,930 but I don't know the answer to this security question. 313 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,801 Well, what's the question? 314 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,369 It asked what year were you divorced. But you were never married, right? 315 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:14,418 Do you remember earlier 316 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:18,596 when I told you if you let any information out about me, I would kill you? 317 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,989 A little bit. 318 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,643 Well, if this gets out, I'll come after your family. 319 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:22,862 Do I even want to know this? 320 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,733 You have to finish traffic school, don't you? 321 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:25,995 I guess. You do. 322 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,258 And yes, I was... 323 00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,568 married. 324 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:35,918 Oh, my god. Gigi, when did you get married? 325 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,181 February 20, 1999. 326 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,966 Well, when did you get divorced? 327 00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,794 February 21st 1999. 328 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,928 Does mom know? No. 329 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,930 You have to tell her. What? 330 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,497 I don't have to tell her anything. 331 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,238 Remember what I said, right? 332 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,762 Keep your mouth closed, and do your class. 333 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,939 Hey! 334 00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:58,810 Shh! 335 00:15:13,347 --> 00:15:15,131 You're sleeping in Kevin's room tonight. 336 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,917 Wait, I thought we was supposed to be sleeping in here tonight. 337 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,570 Uh-uh. 338 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:22,617 See, I'm gonna get at least one decent night's sleep this week. 339 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:25,663 So tonight, you take your kickboxing-in-his-sleep son 340 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,883 into his room with his walkie-talkie 341 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,450 at 2:00 in the morning best friend, 342 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,626 and you see if you can make it through the night. 343 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,530 Baby. 344 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,315 Oh! Ooh! Ooh! 345 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:11,057 Ooh! 346 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:17,280 This is all your fault. 347 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,500 I know. 348 00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,545 I messed up. 349 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:25,114 My man brain thought boy brain could handle The Sixth Sense. 350 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,986 I was wrong. 351 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,683 I'm sorry. 352 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:30,641 Thank you. 353 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,861 Are you still mad? 354 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,603 Part of me is. 355 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:39,911 Well, why don't you and I 356 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:43,045 sneak out of here and slip into Kevin's room, 357 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,395 and see if I can make the mad part 358 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:46,918 feel happy. 359 00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,096 You are so bad. 360 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:56,058 Okay. 361 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,842 Be quiet. I'll go. Me first. 362 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:58,887 Okay. 363 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:02,717 No! Ow! 364 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,762 No! No! Shh. 365 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,510 You okay? 366 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,079 You want me to get some ice? 367 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:20,604 Shh! 368 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:21,997 Don't you wake up this boy. 369 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,617 So, are you almost done? 370 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,620 Almost. Just a few more minutes, and you will have completed every section. 371 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,492 Good job. 372 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,971 Gigi? Yeah. 373 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,235 How come you never told anybody you were married? 374 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,456 It was embarrassing, you know? 375 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,154 I believe in love. 376 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,243 And I didn't want people to think I was... 377 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,809 Not perfect? No. 378 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,422 Yes. I don't know. I was young. 379 00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,425 I mean, Britney Spears was married longer than I was. 380 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,905 To Kevin Federline? No, to Jason Alexander. 381 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,255 Who's Jason Alexander? 382 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,344 Ha. Exactly. 383 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,129 All done. You are officially through with traffic school. 384 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,566 So, are you gonna tell mom? 385 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,352 Too late! I'm trying to sleep. 386 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,093 Ee! I'm done with traffic school. 387 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,838 So, as you can see, 388 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:24,015 most of the scary stuff in movies are done with special effects. 389 00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,496 Yeah, and the effect is that it scares the crap out of me. 390 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,719 Hey, Mr. Kingston-Persons. 391 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,242 What's up, Troy? 392 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,375 I just wanted to see if black neighbor wants to hang out. 393 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,898 Excuse me? 394 00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:38,900 What's up with all this black neighbor stuff? 395 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,336 It was your wife's idea. 396 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,859 I had some nicknames that I liked. 397 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,166 What are you guys doing? 398 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,646 We were just talking. 399 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,256 I saw The Sixth Sense the other day, 400 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,911 and it scared the crap out of me. I had bad dreams. 401 00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:52,087 You're scared of M. Night Shyamalan? 402 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,394 I don't know why people think his movies are scary. 403 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,526 'Cause they are. No, they're not. 404 00:18:56,570 --> 00:19:00,269 Scary movies function on the premise of suspension of disbelief. 405 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,184 The problem with M. Night Shyamalan movies 406 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,708 are that they're so stupid, that I'm more focused on that 407 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:06,884 than how scared I'm supposed to be. 408 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,843 What are you talking about? 409 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,366 Like in The Sixth Sense, 410 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,412 Bruce Willis is supposed to be a ghost. 411 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:13,717 But he doesn't know it. 412 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,849 All right. 413 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,546 So, you're telling me 414 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,635 he doesn't figure that out until he takes off his own coat, 415 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,682 and sees the bloodstain on the shirt that he's been wearing 416 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:22,900 for the whole movie? 417 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,730 You know what? 418 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,384 You're right. 419 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,213 I never thought about that before. That's so stupid. 420 00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,824 Have you seen The Village? I like The Village? 421 00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,826 Really? Yes, really. 422 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,655 The Village? 423 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,135 Yes. You're kidding. 424 00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,659 No. 425 00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,095 What is wrong with The Village? 426 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,445 Nothing, if you like comedy. 427 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:52,582 Oh, come on. 428 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,150 Gigi, what do you want me to do? 429 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,283 She failed my traffic school exam. 430 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,589 I want you to make her take it again. 431 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,549 What do you expect from somebody who's failing Driver's Ed? 432 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,638 You didn't tell me she was failing. 433 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,205 Yeah, big time. 434 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,859 Why would you let her take the test for me, Suzanne? 435 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:12,950 That's like letting Chris Brown lead an anger management class. Move! 436 00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,302 Where are you going? 437 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,087 Where do you think I'm going? 438 00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:22,133 I am going to find a kid to take that test for me. 439 00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,396 What y'all looking at? 440 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,618 So, how's it going in here? 441 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,403 So far, so good. 442 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,275 Yeah, only thing I'm scared of now is this dude making another movie. 443 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,278 Okay, so we just saw The Village, and it's supposed to be about these 444 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,107 mysterious goings-on in this spooky, out-of-the-way town. 445 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,457 Turns out, it's just some dudes living by the freeway 446 00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,372 running around in the woods with a cape on a stick. 447 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,069 No, it's more than that. Look, it's... 448 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,984 Then there was Unbreakable. 449 00:20:47,028 --> 00:20:49,204 The main character's supposed to be a super hero, and he can't swim. 450 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,293 That's Sam Jackson. Now, that's believable. 451 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,816 A lot of black people can't swim. 452 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,514 And what's up with Signs? 453 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:57,386 Aliens attack the earth, yet their main weakness is water, 454 00:20:57,430 --> 00:20:59,301 and you can kill them with a baseball bat? 455 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,868 You ever been hit with a baseball bat? Hey.